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DIZZY DISCO FACEPLANT

DIZZY DISCO FACE-PLANTS

contort your cataracts

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to counter

to sheath

the interaction between

you and your private

turpitude;

that recessive binge-ball

where honor is not an option

and your moral fiber has frayed-

nondescript.

your sacrosanct shangri-la

your modus operandi

crawls out of that salivating slit

you call a mouth

whenever that mongrel

loses his muzzle.

WHY CAN’T THE DEVIL PLAY HIS

FIDDLE IN A DIFFERENT TOWN?

I want to walk on water with you

not drag you out of that swamp

with tied up pieces of bark

and W.C. Fields.

THERE’S A MAN IN YOU

RESEMBLING YOUR FATHER MORE

BY THE PINT,

THERE’S A GENTLE SOUL PRUNING

OVER IN YOU

EVERY TIME YOU GOTTA

YOU GOTTA

celebrate

the glorious qualities of booze

AND I CAN’T REMEMBER ANY

OF THOSE GOOD TIMES

I HAD WITH YOU.

Eat or drink?

the saddest part about any of this

is that every night starts

with the same old hymn

“Sink, Florida, Sink”

or

“The Mariner’s Revenge”

and then you think you’ve got

glitter in your teeth

coughing up dizzy disco face-plants

without glamour

without credentials

to back that hot ass up

you rock star.

you porn star.

you partied that animal

into a dead duck.

I’ll see you

in a month

with my tail between my legs

wrapped around a flask

filled with a fast-

forward smack;

another casual fisting by a bipolar tomorrow. 

FULL-TILT ECONOMIC 360º

ALL GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS

HAVE SIMULTANEOUSLY

QUIT OFFICE TO PURSUE 

ALTERNATIVE CAREER PATHS

DUE TO THIS UNEXPECTED PHENOMENON:

ALL FORMS OF CURRENCY-

OF LEGAL TENDER-

HAVE EVAPORATED.

EVERY ACCOUNT HAS A BALANCE OF: 

ZERO,

EVERY VAULT CONTAINS NOTHING BUT

AN ECHO,

EVERY POCKET AND WALLET

IS FULL OF WORRIED FINGERS

SCRAPING AT LINT AND BUS TRANSFERS.

NO MORE MONEY!

I HEARD IT ON THE NEWS…

NO MORE MONEY!

I SAW IT ON THIS MARQUEE

WHILE I WAS WAITING IN LINE

TO CASH MY CHECK

IT WAS FRIDAY

NO MORE MONEY!

THE SPECIALISTS

SCRATCHED THEIR HEADS

UNTIL THEIR HEADS WENT BALD

THEY STROKED THEIR CHINS UNTIL

THEIR CHINS WERE SCABBING GOATEES.

MEANWHILE: PANIC HIT THE STREETS

AND THE STREETS HIT BACK

AT THE FIRST THING THOSE HANDS

COULD GRAB

AND THE RECEIPTS RAN OUT LIKE 

BLANK SCROLLS.

PEOPLE DIED.

THEY HAVE A WAY OF DOING

THAT.

PRECIOUS METALS

MELTED.

I SAW THIS WOMAN

ON AN ELEVATOR

I WAS TAKING.

HER ENGAGEMENT RING

COOKED HER FINGER,

IT FELL LIKE THE ASH

OFF OF THE END OF A STICK

OF INCENSE. 

SHE WAS LUCKY

SHE WASN’T WEARING

A NECKLACE.

NO MORE MONEY!

YET I’M STILL RINSING 

EIGHTEEN PACKS OF RAINIER 

OUT OF MY HAIR

WHEN I TAKE A SHOWER

MOST MORNINGS.

NO MORE MONEY!

WE ONLY BOW OUT OF

INTIMIDATION AND TO THEIR FAILING

HUMAN INSTINCTS

BECAUSE WE 

HAVE FORGOTTEN

THAT WE TOO

CAN INVENT.

NO MORE MONEY!

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